Episode
Day 3344
Day 3344 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Fern Gorse and Wilf Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes. Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Wilf Tanner is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Bench at The Pond runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
07:30sketching the shoreline has stopped being something Fern Gorse is trying, and become something they do.
08:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:22One small Seahaven question is settled, and Hal Brody is already eyeing another.
11:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
12:00Toby Tanner nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
13:00Elaine Whitlow called Truman Beaumont by the wrong name mid-sentence, then laughed a little too quickly.
13:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
13:14Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
16:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
18:00Something glinted in the hedge at eye height, tracking Truman Beaumont as he passed.
19:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
19:22Ewan Callahan and Mabel Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
19:31Bev Tanner has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
19:31Hal Brody is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:38Dot Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
19:55Fern Gorse is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
20:53Linus Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Fern Gorse and Wilf Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
21:00Sheriff Brody has invited Wilf Tanner to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:17Abel Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:35Lark Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Opal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Iris Brody, Toby Tanner, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Toby! Dad says you are allowed.
Toby! Dad says you are allowed.
07:20Orson Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Hello, Hattie. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
Hello, Hattie. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
07:24Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:56Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:01Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:47Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
This has unexpectedly become a gathering.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.