Episode
Day 3348
Day 3348 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Linus Tidewater is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Hattie Whitlow is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
03:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
06:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:15Orson Ferris has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
10:00The tide is out further than usual. Bea Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind.
11:00Kip Doyle has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
12:00Toby Tanner nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
13:09The bench stays where it is. A second bench is proposed and quietly forgotten.
13:09Gil Ferris and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
13:09And so concludes: The Bench at The Pond. The town will live with how it ended.
14:06Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan no longer need a reason to call round.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
19:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
20:06Opal Ferris and Fern Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
21:02Elaine Whitlow is not brilliant at sketching the shoreline, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
21:56Hattie Whitlow has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
21:58Wren Gorse has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:04Opal Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:07The Anchor's piano is being played by Alma Callahan, who cannot play piano.
22:13Toby Tanner has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:19Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Linus Tidewater onto the water. Linus Tidewater has not noticed.
22:20Mabel Tidewater has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Hattie Whitlow and Linus Tidewater came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Hattie Whitlow to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:46Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:02Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Jonah Ferris, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Gil. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Gil. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Hattie! The bay is practically showing off today.
Hattie! The bay is practically showing off today.
08:49Orson Ferris, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Dell. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Dell. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:17Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:23Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:41Dot Ferris, Elaine Whitlow, Alma Callahan, Bea Callahan, Bev Tanner · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★