Episode
Day 3382
Day 3382 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Opal Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions. The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
04:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
08:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:54Hal Brody offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
10:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
11:00The morning mail has arrived. Bram Tidewater received a mysterious postcard.
11:06A dog has arrived in Seahaven Springs and has no apparent opinion about leaving.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:18Whatever Milo Ferris and Bev Tanner were circling, they have landed on it.
16:00Opal Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
16:00Toby Tanner noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
20:40Wren Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
20:52Rex Callahan has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
21:10Dot Ferris and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Ike Tidewater is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:09Orson Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:15Cole Whitlow has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:16Fern Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:16The Anchor's piano is being played by Hattie Whitlow, who cannot play piano.
22:20Alma Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:25Milo Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel! Forgot my umbrella again.
Mabel! Forgot my umbrella again.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! Good weather for ducks.
Alma! Good weather for ducks.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:17Lark Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Hello, Iris. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Iris. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:47Lark Ferris, Iris Brody, Jonah Ferris, Ewan Callahan, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
07:57Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Gil. Do you want to know something.
Gil. Do you want to know something.
08:19Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:45Marla Finch, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.