Episode
Day 3391
Day 3391 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. Bea Callahan is in Seahaven General after they went over on the cobbles carrying rather too much at once. Orson Ferris is not currently speaking to Mabel Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
04:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
07:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
11:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
11:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
11:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
13:00A seagull has stolen Marla Finch's sandwich near the dock. Again.
13:43The route is tested by several residents at once, which slows everybody down.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
16:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Bram Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
19:16Gil Ferris's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
20:05Hattie Whitlow has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:13Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Dell Tanner onto the water. Dell Tanner has not noticed.
22:17Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Perry Gorse onto the water. Perry Gorse has not noticed.
22:19Ewan Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:20The Anchor's piano is being played by Jonah Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:28Ike Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:19Cole Whitlow, Fern Gorse, Hattie Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:28Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse, Opal Ferris, Toby Tanner, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
Let us establish what happened before the story acquires a boat.★
Let us establish what happened before the story acquires a boat.★
08:52Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Hal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Hal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:54Bea Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Seahaven General
Hello, Cole. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Cole. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
09:14Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Wilf! A good hour to run into you.
Wilf! A good hour to run into you.
09:31Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
09:57Orson Ferris, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Let us establish what happened before the story acquires a boat.
Let us establish what happened before the story acquires a boat.
10:23Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
10:49Bev Tanner, Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Iris, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Iris, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
10:57Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Perry! Not a cloud in the sky.
Perry! Not a cloud in the sky.