Episode
Day 3424
Day 3424 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Abel Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Marla Finch's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches. Dell Tanner noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Abel Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:11Marla Finch's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
10:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
10:00Dell Tanner noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
10:41Elaine Whitlow produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
13:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Gil Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
15:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
15:00Truman Beaumont's radio caught the control room again. Perry Gorse turned the dial and talked loudly about the weather.
15:04Wilf Tanner has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
16:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:15Cole Whitlow is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
18:39Iris Brody and Marla Finch no longer need a reason to call round.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:12Bev Tanner and Kip Doyle kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:01Dell Tanner has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:07Jonah Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:08Mabel Tidewater has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:09Orson Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:16Fern Gorse offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:16Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Edie Gorse onto the water. Edie Gorse has not noticed.
22:22Alma Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:35Opal Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:36Rex Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Good weather for ducks.
Wren! Good weather for ducks.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Alma.
Oh. Hello, Alma.
07:05Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:06Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Toby. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Iris Brody, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Cole! Dad says you are allowed.
Cole! Dad says you are allowed.
07:23Abel Callahan, Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Truman Beaumont, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
07:33Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:01Abel Callahan, Linus Tidewater, Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:02Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:05Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Gil! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Gil! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.