Episode
Day 3435
Day 3435 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. A quantity of paperwork has appeared on Truman Beaumont's desk. Bev has been briefed to keep him at it. Lark Ferris is a delighted new parent. Abel Callahan is a delighted new parent. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00A quantity of paperwork has appeared on Truman Beaumont's desk. Bev has been briefed to keep him at it.
08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:55Fern Gorse and Elaine Whitlow have got into the habit of each other.
12:00The tide is out further than usual. Truman Beaumont has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
13:48A town-wide safety inspection is announced. Truman Beaumont is inspected first.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Kip Doyle has been elected to deal with it.
16:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
19:23Elaine Whitlow has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
19:42Opal Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
19:57Rex Callahan and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
19:57Gil Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:55Kip Doyle has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
20:57Wilf Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
20:58Truman Beaumont is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:13Toby Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
What was said
00:51Bev Tanner, Truman Beaumont · Seahaven Mutual
Still awake, Truman? That makes two of us.
Still awake, Truman? That makes two of us.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:02Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
There you are, Wren. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wren. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Toby Tanner, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Hello, Ewan. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Ewan. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:29Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Linus, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:10Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:18Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan, Marla Finch, Fern Gorse, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.★
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.★
08:20Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
08:23Edie Gorse, Wilf Tanner, Iris Brody, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.