Episode
Day 3442
Day 3442 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Lark Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Ned Ferris is not currently speaking to Ike Tidewater. Ned Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Lark Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
04:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
06:59Alma Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
08:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:23There were not enough plates at Ewan Callahan's, and nobody minded.
10:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
11:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
11:36A dog has arrived in Seahaven Springs and has no apparent opinion about leaving.
13:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
13:00Rex Callahan fumbled Truman Beaumont's name and recovered it smoothly. Nobody breathed.
13:16Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:56Marla Finch and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
19:33The Anchor's piano is being played by Truman Beaumont, who cannot play piano.
19:33Wren Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ike Tidewater and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Ned Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:09Elaine Whitlow has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:54Rex Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:45Toby Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:13Orson Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:19Perry Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:47The Anchor's piano is being played by Bea Callahan, who cannot play piano.
What was said
07:02Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
07:17Milo Ferris, Iris Brody, Toby Tanner · Sunrise Café
Iris! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
Iris! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
07:20Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:26Marla Finch, Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Bea, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Bea, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
07:59Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
There you are, Toby. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Toby. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:59Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Dot's House
Lark, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Lark, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:00Hal Brody, Jonah Ferris, Abel Callahan, Iris Brody, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:11Elaine Whitlow, Wren Gorse, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
08:47Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Hattie. How's the day treating you?
08:52Bev Tanner, Jonah Ferris, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
08:53Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.