Episode
Day 3445
Day 3445 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. The tide is out further than usual. Abel Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind. Hal Brody has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down. Flo Ferris was born to Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
07:00The tide is out further than usual. Abel Callahan has gone to look at what it left behind.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:21Hal Brody has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
10:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
12:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
12:03Dot Ferris makes posters. The dog attends the poster-making.
13:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
15:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
16:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00A seagull has stolen Marla Finch's sandwich near the dock. Again.
19:58Hal Brody and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:02The Anchor's piano is being played by Wren Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:05Bram Tidewater has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:05Ike Tidewater is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:12Bea Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:20Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Iris Brody onto the water. Iris Brody has not noticed.
22:21Orson Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:22Perry Gorse has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
What was said
07:02Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma. I was not doing anything.
Alma. I was not doing anything.
07:03Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
There you are, Linus. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Linus. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:18Kip Doyle, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello Iris. The bay is practically showing off today.
Oh, hello Iris. The bay is practically showing off today.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla! Just the person I wanted to see.
Marla! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:02Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:30Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:48Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:50Orson Ferris, Dell Tanner, Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse, Toby Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:54Bev Tanner, Hal Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:05Abel Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
Morning, Mabel. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Mabel. Everything feels possible at this hour.