Episode
Day 3463
Day 3463 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Ike Tidewater has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Dot Ferris is not currently speaking to Rex Callahan. Rex Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Dog Nobody Owns runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Ike Tidewater has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
08:00Abel Callahan noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
09:00Toby Tanner answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
09:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
10:00Cole Whitlow has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
10:00Elaine Whitlow has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation.
12:16A dog has arrived in Seahaven Springs and has no apparent opinion about leaving.
13:14Whatever Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
13:15Dell Tanner and Ike Tidewater have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
13:15Ike Tidewater and Dell Tanner have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
14:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
14:07Lark Ferris has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
15:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
19:14Perry Gorse and Orson Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
19:28The Anchor's piano is being played by Dot Ferris, who cannot play piano.
19:56Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Opal Ferris onto the water. Opal Ferris has not noticed.
20:57Mabel Tidewater has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Dot Ferris and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
21:00Sheriff Brody has invited Rex Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
21:27Wilf Tanner has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
21:46Ike Tidewater is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Opal Ferris and Ike Tidewater came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:02Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Dell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:17Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
Toby! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
Toby! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
07:19Orson Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater, Milo Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
07:31Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:43Marla Finch, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Wilf, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Wilf, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
08:49Bev Tanner, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello Linus. Beautiful day, isn't it?
Oh, hello Linus. Beautiful day, isn't it?
08:56Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil! The bay is practically showing off today.
Gil! The bay is practically showing off today.