Episode
Day 3467
Day 3467 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Opal Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones. Ike Tidewater has decided to let bygones be bygones. Flo Ferris was born to Lark Ferris and Abel Callahan. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Opal Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Ike Tidewater has decided to let bygones be bygones.
07:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
09:25There were not enough plates at Kip Doyle's, and nobody minded.
10:47Hal Brody has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
11:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
11:28Rex Callahan has got to the bottom of it. The bottom was not far down.
13:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
13:22Nobody claims the dog. Everybody claims the dog. It sleeps at Ned Ferris's house.
13:22Ned Ferris and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
13:22And so concludes: The Dog Nobody Owns. The town will live with how it ended.
16:00The tide is out further than usual. Sal Marino has gone to look at what it left behind.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00A face Truman Beaumont last saw years ago walked by wearing a different coat and a different life.
19:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
20:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:16Wren Gorse and Opal Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
21:56Edie Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:04Gil Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:08Abel Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:10The Anchor's piano is being played by Jonah Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:16Bram Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
23:22Rex Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:05Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
07:09Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:19Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Toby Tanner, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Cole! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
Cole! Perfect. I have made far too much of something again.
07:26Abel Callahan, Orson Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Orson. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Orson. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:29Edie Gorse, Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:56Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
There you are, Ewan. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ewan. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:08Bev Tanner, Toby Tanner · Bev's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:12Lark Ferris, Milo Ferris, Gil Ferris, Cole Whitlow, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:18Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.