Episode
Day 3487
Day 3487 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Perry Gorse has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Lark Ferris is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Ned Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Harbour Blue Question takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Hal Brody has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Orson Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Perry Gorse has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
02:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:10Fern Gorse has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
13:42Opal Ferris is strongly in favour. Iris Brody would like to see it in daylight.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00Lark Ferris has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
16:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Ewan Callahan has been elected to deal with it.
17:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
19:48Truman Beaumont and Gil Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
20:45Rex Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
21:59Milo Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:06Wilf Tanner is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:09Hattie Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:10Bram Tidewater has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:10Orson Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:15Lark Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:16Bea Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:19Ned Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Lark Ferris and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Ned Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Iris. How's the day treating you?
07:03Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
07:17Marla Finch, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:21Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:31Edie Gorse, Cole Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow, Orson Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:48Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:10Edie Gorse, Hattie Whitlow, Orson Ferris, Perry Gorse, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:11Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:34Bev Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Elaine, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Elaine, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.