Episode
Day 3499
Day 3499 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Rex Callahan and Orson Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes. Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Orson Ferris. Orson Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:36Bram Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
03:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:46Bea Callahan and Edie Gorse no longer need a reason to call round.
08:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
08:35Wren Gorse and Edie Gorse no longer need a reason to call round.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
12:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
13:50The face is agreed to be somebody passing through. The photograph is framed anyway.
13:50Milo Ferris and Lark Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
13:50And so concludes: The Photograph Nobody Can Explain. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
15:00The tide is out further than usual. Lark Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
16:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:21Dell Tanner and Mabel Tidewater have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
21:02Bea Callahan and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
21:59Orson Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Rex Callahan and Orson Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Orson Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:09Dell Tanner has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:13Opal Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:26Alma Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:33Cole Whitlow has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:41Gil Ferris offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wren. How's the day treating you?
07:19Marla Finch, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:21Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! Alma, listen. Listen. You're a good egg, you are.
Alma! Alma, listen. Listen. You're a good egg, you are.
07:27Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Bea. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Bea. How's the day treating you?
08:10Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:36Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:44Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
08:57Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.
08:58Elaine Whitlow, Iris Brody, Milo Ferris, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
09:03Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:08Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.