Episode
Day 3516
Day 3516 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Jonah Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Bev Tanner is a delighted new parent. Milo Ferris is a delighted new parent. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Barrel Of Vinegar Delivery reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00The morning mail has arrived. Bev Tanner received a mysterious postcard.
09:49Hattie Whitlow and Bram Tidewater have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
10:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
12:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
12:00Perry Gorse nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
12:08practising stories worth telling has stopped being something Elaine Whitlow is trying, and become something they do.
12:39Uses are proposed for the barrel of vinegar. Several are genuinely good. None are practical.
13:00Iris Brody has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
15:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
16:00Business is slow enough that Jonah Ferris has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
16:27Mabel Tidewater and Alma Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
21:58Perry Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:03Jonah Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:06Hattie Whitlow is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:22Ned Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:24Bram Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:30Cole Whitlow is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Jonah Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Perry Gorse to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:07Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Alma. How's the day treating you?
07:20Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Orson Ferris, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:22Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:33Milo Ferris, Flo Ferris · Dot's House
Hello, Flo. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Flo. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
08:21Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Sunshine on every windowsill.
Ned! Sunshine on every windowsill.
08:47Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Abel. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Abel. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:50Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.