Episode
Day 3526
Day 3526 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Gil Ferris. Cass Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:27Lark Ferris's evening happened, ran long, and is still being talked about.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:52It was a very large and entirely ordinary fish. The town is delighted regardless.
11:52Truman Beaumont and Abel Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
11:52And so concludes: Something in the Pond. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
14:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Sal Marino appears to be enjoying it.
14:59Mabel Tidewater and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
19:55Rex Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
20:34Orson Ferris has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
20:37Iris Brody has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:10Linus Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
21:27Wren Gorse has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:14Wilf Tanner is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
What was said
00:04Jonah Ferris
If anyone asks, this was a very sensible conversation.
If anyone asks, this was a very sensible conversation.
07:15Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner, Kip Doyle · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
07:39Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:42Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:08Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Abel! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
Abel! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
08:31Milo Ferris, Flo Ferris · Dot's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:45Marla Finch, Lark Ferris, Iris Brody, Wilf Tanner, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:58Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
09:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Before anyone proposes a subcommittee, let us hear the problem.
Before anyone proposes a subcommittee, let us hear the problem.
09:04Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil! Just the person I wanted to see.
Gil! Just the person I wanted to see.
09:04Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
09:15Bea Callahan, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
Hello, Mabel.
Hello, Mabel.