Episode
Day 3579
Day 3579 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Jonah Ferris. Cass Tanner was born to Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Whose Ladder Is This reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
03:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
09:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
09:42Hal Brody has closed the notebook on one small Seahaven mystery, satisfied for now.
11:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
14:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Milo Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
19:11Alma Callahan and Elaine Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
21:09Lark Ferris has got good enough at practising stories worth telling to be quietly smug about it.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:00Iris Brody has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:08Orson Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:15Fern Gorse has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:18Linus Tidewater offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
23:16Rex Callahan is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
What was said
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Marla! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Marla! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
07:21Edie Gorse, Iris Brody, Ewan Callahan, Orson Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:26Truman Beaumont, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:12Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Sunshine on every windowsill.
Linus! Sunshine on every windowsill.
08:39Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Iris, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:47Hal Brody, Edie Gorse, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:13Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
09:15Bev Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
09:41Orson Ferris, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.