Episode
Day 3585
Day 3585 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Abel Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg. Abel Callahan is not currently speaking to Bram Tidewater. Abel Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Book Nobody Finished runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
00:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
06:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:31Hal Brody is not brilliant at practising stories worth telling, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
11:00The morning mail has arrived. Milo Ferris received a mysterious postcard.
12:56A book club is founded. Truman Beaumont is elected chair, having left the room.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
14:00The tide is out further than usual. Dot Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
14:01Orson Ferris has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
15:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Marla Finch has been elected to deal with it.
16:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:02Abel Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:11Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Alma Callahan onto the water. Alma Callahan has not noticed.
22:16The Anchor's piano is being played by Edie Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:27Jonah Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:27Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Opal Ferris onto the water. Opal Ferris has not noticed.
22:28Bram Tidewater has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Abel Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Abel Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
23:04Rex Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
What was said
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned! You have come a long way for a pond.
Ned! You have come a long way for a pond.
07:13Orson Ferris, Gil Ferris · June's House
Hello, Gil. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
Hello, Gil. I have flour on me and it is not my fault.
07:17Marla Finch, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Hattie.
I was wondering when you would appear, Hattie.
07:22Truman Beaumont, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:27Bea Callahan, Fern Gorse, Cole Whitlow, Linus Tidewater, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Fern! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.★
Fern! Sit down, you have the look of somebody who needs a form.★
07:33Milo Ferris, Flo Ferris · Dot's House
Flo, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Flo, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:09Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris, Bram Tidewater, Bea Callahan, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:15Marla Finch, Ike Tidewater · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:24Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:48Bev Tanner, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bea. You are out before the town has finished yawning.