Episode
Day 3595
Day 3595 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Wilf Tanner has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. Uses are proposed for the crate of doorknobs. Several are genuinely good. None are practical. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Crate Of Doorknobs Delivery reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:06Wilf Tanner has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
10:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
11:46Uses are proposed for the crate of doorknobs. Several are genuinely good. None are practical.
14:55Truman Beaumont and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Jonah Ferris appears to be enjoying it.
19:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
19:00Ike Tidewater noticed the greetings had gone identical and improvised badly but successfully.
19:08Ned Ferris and Ike Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
20:48Edie Gorse and Ewan Callahan no longer need a reason to call round.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:05Wilf Tanner has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:08Ike Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:10Bea Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:21Iris Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:24Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Jonah Ferris onto the water. Jonah Ferris has not noticed.
22:42Perry Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
23:26Rex Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Iris! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:19Hattie Whitlow, Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:22Truman Beaumont, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:33Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:01Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Ned. How's the day treating you?
08:11Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Lark Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
08:47Orson Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:48Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?