Episode
Day 3673
Day 3673 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Wren Gorse and Jonah Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Wren Gorse. Jonah Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
03:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
09:15Perry Gorse has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
10:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
11:02Both seed loafs stay on the menu. Everyone claims this was their idea.
11:02Rex Callahan and Perry Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
11:02And so concludes: The Seed Loaf Question. The town will live with how it ended.
12:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
13:00The tide is out further than usual. Wilf Tanner has gone to look at what it left behind.
14:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Fern Gorse appears to be enjoying it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
20:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
20:05Bram Tidewater has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
20:44Truman Beaumont has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:13Hal Brody is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:02Wren Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:04The Anchor's piano is being played by Perry Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:19Wilf Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Wren Gorse and Jonah Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Jonah Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
00:40Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Still awake, Truman? That makes two of us.
Still awake, Truman? That makes two of us.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:03Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma. I was not doing anything.
Alma. I was not doing anything.
07:08Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ned, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:22Truman Beaumont, Edie Gorse, Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
07:57Truman Beaumont, Iris Brody, Bea Callahan, Bev Tanner, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Iris. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:30Orson Ferris, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Cass, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:50Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?