Episode
Day 3683
Day 3683 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Cole Whitlow is not currently speaking to Hattie Whitlow. Ned Ferris is in Seahaven General after they came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Visitor Is Expected reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Iris Brody has been elected to deal with it.
09:34Whatever Orson Ferris and Dell Tanner were circling, they have landed on it.
10:58The town waits. The road stays exactly as empty as it has always been.
11:00The tide is out further than usual. Gil Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
15:00Ned Ferris came off worse in an argument with a garden gnome and a flowerbed and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
16:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
16:03Mabel Tidewater and Elaine Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:05Alma Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:14Bea Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:16Perry Gorse is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:19The Anchor's piano is being played by Wren Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:30Linus Tidewater has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
What was said
07:02Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:03Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:18Bev Tanner, Orson Ferris · Bev's House
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
07:18Dot Ferris, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Lark! Bit grey today.
Lark! Bit grey today.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Hello, Ewan. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Ewan. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:24Fern Gorse, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello, Edie. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Edie. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:40Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Cass. How's the day treating you?
07:48Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:01Orson Ferris, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Cass. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.