Episode
Day 3712
Day 3712 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Ewan Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Iris Brody is being kept in overnight with a spectacular head cold. Linus Tidewater is not currently speaking to Wilf Tanner. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Ewan Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
09:14Wren Gorse is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
12:59Whatever Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris were circling, they have landed on it.
12:59Milo Ferris and Bev Tanner have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
13:43Rex Callahan has done the job at The Anchor Bar properly rather than quickly.
13:52The board is now entirely covered and legible from no angle.
14:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
14:00Iris Brody has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation.
16:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
17:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
19:20Alma Callahan and Hal Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:18Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:38Alma Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:00Edie Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:03Bram Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:05Cole Whitlow has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:07Abel Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:20Lark Ferris has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
What was said
07:16Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
Oh, hello. I was asking the roses about you.
07:27Bea Callahan, Edie Gorse, Abel Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:47Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Milo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:56Elaine Whitlow, Hal Brody, Bram Tidewater, Bev Tanner · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:57Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:08Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:23Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Gil. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:27Bev Tanner, Elaine Whitlow, Sal Marino, Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
09:37Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Hattie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
10:31Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
There you are, Ike. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ike. I was hoping we would cross paths.
12:01Sal Marino, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
Morning, Ewan. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ewan. Everything feels possible at this hour.