Episode
Day 3714
Day 3714 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Iris Brody has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Elaine Whitlow is in Seahaven General after they lost a disagreement with a deckchair on the promenade. Bram Tidewater is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Bench at The Pond runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Iris Brody has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:30Milo Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
06:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
07:46Opal Ferris and Cole Whitlow have got into the habit of each other.
09:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
10:00A seagull has stolen Gil Ferris's sandwich near the dock. Again.
11:00Edie Gorse has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
11:40The bench at the pond has been moved four feet. Nobody will admit to moving it.
12:00Jonah Ferris has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Ned Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
14:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
14:00Elaine Whitlow lost a disagreement with a deckchair on the promenade and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
15:00Business is slow enough that Marla Finch has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
18:11Hattie Whitlow has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
19:40Gil Ferris and Abel Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:09Wilf Tanner has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:10Ike Tidewater is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:17Iris Brody has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:18Ned Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
What was said
00:00Wilf Tanner, Perry Gorse
I KNEW it. I said so. Ask anyone.
I KNEW it. I said so. Ask anyone.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
06:52Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:17Milo Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:20Marla Finch, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Opal! Forgot my umbrella again.
Opal! Forgot my umbrella again.
07:26Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:35Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:54Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
08:00Linus Tidewater, Milo Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Bea Callahan, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
08:23Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:52Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.