Episode
Day 3722
Day 3722 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Bea Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Hal Brody is not currently speaking to Milo Ferris. Kip Doyle is not currently speaking to Ike Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Greengage Harvest reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
09:00Hattie Whitlow has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
09:00Wilf Tanner nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
11:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
11:33Every kitchen in town now smells of greengage. Nobody is complaining, exactly.
12:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Flo Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
14:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
14:59Wilf Tanner has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
15:00Bea Callahan is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
15:34Elaine Whitlow and Ewan Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
18:11Whatever Linus Tidewater and Bea Callahan were circling, they have landed on it.
19:22Hal Brody has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Hal Brody and Milo Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:23Ike Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
20:31Kip Doyle is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
20:34Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
21:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ike Tidewater and Kip Doyle came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
22:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
22:19Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Fern Gorse onto the water. Fern Gorse has not noticed.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
23:16Gil Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
07:19Lark Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Hi Wilf — busy day at Sunrise Café?
Hi Wilf — busy day at Sunrise Café?
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
07:26Fern Gorse, Linus Tidewater, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:34Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
07:35Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:51Linus Tidewater, Wilf Tanner, Lark Ferris, Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Wilf! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
Wilf! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
09:02Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris, Dot Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
Since we are all here, how is everyone actually doing?
09:03Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:04Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.