Episode
Day 3882
Day 3882 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Training montages occur. Trash talk remains extremely polite. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. Linus Tidewater is not currently speaking to Bram Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Great Chess Rivalry reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Ned Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
10:00The tide is out further than usual. Perry Gorse has gone to look at what it left behind.
11:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
13:15Training montages occur. Trash talk remains extremely polite.
14:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
15:00Business is slow enough that Abel Callahan has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
16:00A seagull has stolen Hal Brody's sandwich near the dock. Again.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
17:00Perry Gorse answered a question Truman Beaumont had not asked out loud.
18:47Abel Callahan and Cole Whitlow kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
20:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:53Wren Gorse is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:12Milo Ferris is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:16Perry Gorse is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:36Ewan Callahan has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:45Mabel Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
23:23Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
00:04Linus Tidewater
I am heading home the moment the floor stops being so friendly.
I am heading home the moment the floor stops being so friendly.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Kip! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
07:05Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:23Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Ewan, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Ewan, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:26Fern Gorse, Milo Ferris, Bram Tidewater, Lark Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:38Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:49Dell Tanner, Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
I keep meaning to ask somebody about that, and then I never do.
09:05Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:16Opal Ferris, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
Mabel! Not a cloud in the sky.
Mabel! Not a cloud in the sky.
09:18Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:36Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Good to see you, Milo. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Milo. I'll bring that right over.
10:10Elaine Whitlow, Bram Tidewater, Hal Brody, Alma Callahan, Bev Tanner · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Bram. Everything feels possible at this hour.★