Episode
Day 3928
Day 3928 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Gil Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it. Truman Beaumont is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Gil Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
04:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
08:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00The morning mail has arrived. Mabel Tidewater received a mysterious postcard.
11:00Truman Beaumont is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
12:00Ned Ferris has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
13:00Jonah Ferris called Truman Beaumont by the wrong name mid-sentence, then laughed a little too quickly.
14:12Wren Gorse produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
14:58Truman Beaumont and Wren Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
16:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:55Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Gil Ferris onto the water. Gil Ferris has not noticed.
22:06Ned Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:16Linus Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:16Alma Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:17Bea Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:21Opal Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:22Cole Whitlow has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:55Rex Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Oh. Hello, Alma.
Oh. Hello, Alma.
07:07Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
There you are, Flo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Flo. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:18Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Ewan Callahan, Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Elaine. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Elaine. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:21Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:26Abel Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:27Fern Gorse, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Bea. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Bea. How's the day treating you?
08:01Hal Brody, Truman Beaumont, Linus Tidewater, Abel Callahan, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:15Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
Opal! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Not a cloud in the sky.
Iris! Not a cloud in the sky.