Episode
Day 3944
Day 3944 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Ned Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation. Lark Ferris is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Ned Ferris is being kept in overnight with a mystery rash nobody can identify. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Wager on the Weather takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
05:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Alma Callahan has been elected to deal with it.
12:00Ned Ferris has come down with a mystery rash nobody can identify and is being kept in for observation.
12:09The forecast is studied. Elbows are leaned on windowsills all over town.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00Business is slow enough that Bea Callahan has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
16:20Milo Ferris and Mabel Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00A seagull has stolen Wren Gorse's sandwich near the dock. Again.
18:27Ike Tidewater has closed the notebook on one small Seahaven mystery, satisfied for now.
20:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:09Alma Callahan has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:16Abel Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:24Dell Tanner is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:25Cole Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:36Ike Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Good, a real person. Come in.
Good, a real person. Come in.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:18Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Morning, Hattie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Hattie. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:49Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:59Lark Ferris, Wilf Tanner, Flo Ferris, Alma Callahan, Gil Ferris · Sunrise Café
Wilf! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
Wilf! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
08:39Kip Doyle, Ike Tidewater · The Bakery
Good to see you, Ike. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Ike. I'll bring that right over.
08:43Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Alma, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Alma, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
08:47Kip Doyle, Ike Tidewater · The Bakery
Hello, Ike.
Hello, Ike.
08:47Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:05Iris Brody, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Good to see you, Opal. Everything behaving itself?
Good to see you, Opal. Everything behaving itself?