Episode
Day 3952
Day 3952 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Dot Ferris is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway. The tide is out further than usual. Hal Brody has gone to look at what it left behind. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
02:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
06:57Dot Ferris is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
07:00The tide is out further than usual. Hal Brody has gone to look at what it left behind.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:04Milo Ferris's evening happened, ran long, and is still being talked about.
11:00Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
12:00A seagull has stolen Dot Ferris's sandwich near the dock. Again.
13:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
14:19Truman Beaumont adds a clarification. Bea Callahan clarifies the clarification.
15:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
20:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
21:08Bev Tanner and Wilf Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
21:57Cass Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:13The Anchor's piano is being played by Milo Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:14Perry Gorse is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:16Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Linus Tidewater onto the water. Linus Tidewater has not noticed.
22:21Ned Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
07:18Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Cass, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Cass, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
07:20Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
07:25Lark Ferris, Edie Gorse, Abel Callahan, Hattie Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Edie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:08Fern Gorse, Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan, Opal Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:27Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Hello, Wilf. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Wilf. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
08:45Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:52Marla Finch, Bea Callahan, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:57Bram Tidewater, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Morning, Flo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Flo. You are out before the town has finished yawning.