Episode
Day 3984
Day 3984 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox. Jonah Ferris is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Jonah Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Everybody, Slightly Left reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
01:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
09:33Ned Ferris and Kip Doyle have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
10:56Abel Callahan is in every attempt, in a different place each time, blinking.
12:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
16:00Business is slow enough that Marla Finch has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
17:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
18:00The tide is out further than usual. Wilf Tanner has gone to look at what it left behind.
19:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
19:18Perry Gorse and Alma Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:09Edie Gorse has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:12Mabel Tidewater is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:14Linus Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:16Ned Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:17Gil Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:27Milo Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:58Hattie Whitlow is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Ned Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Jonah Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma. I was not doing anything.
Alma. I was not doing anything.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:17Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:19Fern Gorse, Cole Whitlow, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cole. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:47Edie Gorse, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:03Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
Milo! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:55Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Hello, Flo. I am waiting for somebody, but you can wait as well.
Hello, Flo. I am waiting for somebody, but you can wait as well.
09:07Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.