Episode
Day 3991
Day 3991 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Jonah Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00Bea Callahan has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
05:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
07:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
08:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
10:00Flo Ferris has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
12:36A town-wide safety inspection is announced. Cass Tanner is inspected first.
13:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
14:00A seagull has stolen Mabel Tidewater's sandwich near the dock. Again.
14:02Ewan Callahan has kept at practising stories worth telling long enough that the town expects it now.
14:22Kip Doyle and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
18:40Whatever Mabel Tidewater and Dell Tanner were circling, they have landed on it.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:16Ned Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:17Hattie Whitlow has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:18Edie Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:19Linus Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:19Bram Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:19Gil Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:30Milo Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:03Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
Alma! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:07Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:16Marla Finch, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:18Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:23Opal Ferris, Ike Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:39Fern Gorse, Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:45Lark Ferris, Marla Finch, Ike Tidewater · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:40Truman Beaumont, Wilf Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Wilf. How's the day treating you?