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Day 3993

Day 3993 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended. Dot Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

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What was announced

08:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
08:54Opal Ferris has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
10:41Rex Callahan has an answer, of a sort, and has decided it will do.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
13:53The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
13:53Cass Tanner and Dell Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
13:53And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
18:00Dot Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
19:38Whatever Dell Tanner and Mabel Tidewater were circling, they have landed on it.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:43Abel Callahan and Dot Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
21:51Bea Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:09Fern Gorse has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:17Alma Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:25Opal Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:32The Anchor's piano is being played by Ike Tidewater, who cannot play piano.

What was said

06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Dell! Are you going to the park.
07:04Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Oh, hello Flo. Not a cloud in the sky.
07:06Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:16Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
07:19Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:27Bea Callahan, Edie Gorse, Linus Tidewater, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
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07:43Fern Gorse, Bram Tidewater, Iris Brody, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:32Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.