Episode
Day 4093
Day 4093 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Perry Gorse and Wilf Tanner have stopped leaving their friendship to chance. Kip Doyle has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early. Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Ike Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Leak at The Town Hall reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:02Perry Gorse and Wilf Tanner have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
09:10Kip Doyle has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
09:16Gil Ferris and Linus Tidewater have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
11:00The tide is out further than usual. Lark Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
12:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
13:26Half the town turns up to hold ladders and offer contradictory advice.
15:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
16:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Edie Gorse appears to be enjoying it.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
19:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
19:20Abel Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
19:46Alma Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
19:47Marla Finch has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
19:48Hal Brody is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:57Ned Ferris has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
20:11Bram Tidewater is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
20:36Rex Callahan and Dell Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:28Opal Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
What was said
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:12Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:20Milo Ferris, Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris, Ned Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:22Fern Gorse, Bram Tidewater, Wilf Tanner, Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello, Bram. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.★
Hello, Bram. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.★
08:44Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Milo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:50Linus Tidewater, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
Gil! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
Gil! Come here, I have been saving something for you.
08:52Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
I was wondering when you would appear, Iris.
09:15Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
09:21Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Hal. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Hal. How's the day treating you?
09:23Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:40Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan, Wren Gorse, Iris Brody, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
10:23Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Bea! Just the person I wanted to see.
Bea! Just the person I wanted to see.