Episode
Day 4181
Day 4181 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless. Rex Callahan is not currently speaking to Ewan Callahan. Milo Ferris is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
03:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
08:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
08:00Control has sent an old friend to sit with Truman Beaumont for a while. Nothing calms him faster.
10:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Wilf Tanner has been elected to deal with it.
12:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
12:11Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless.
13:21sketching the shoreline has stopped being something Ewan Callahan is trying, and become something they do.
14:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Bea Callahan appears to be enjoying it.
14:25Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow no longer need a reason to call round.
16:00Somebody has repainted their front door overnight. Opinions are being gathered.
18:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:50Dell Tanner and Mabel Tidewater no longer need a reason to call round.
20:33Opal Ferris and Truman Beaumont kept their word and finished what they started.
21:21Rex Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
21:38Jonah Ferris has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
21:52Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Ned Ferris onto the water. Ned Ferris has not noticed.
21:56Ewan Callahan has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ned Ferris and Milo Ferris came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Milo Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
22:01Edie Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:12Mabel Tidewater has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Ewan Callahan and Rex Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
07:20Cole Whitlow, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Ned. Nothing serious, I hope.
Hello, Ned. Nothing serious, I hope.
07:26Linus Tidewater, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:28Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Morning, Alma. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Alma. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:41Bev Tanner, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:00Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:02Bev Tanner, Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Linus Tidewater, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:19Mabel Tidewater, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello, Perry. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Perry. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
08:44Bev Tanner, Wren Gorse, Mabel Tidewater, Perry Gorse, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:48Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Milo, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?