Episode
Day 4348
Day 4348 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Flo Ferris twisted an ankle chasing a runaway shopping trolley and is spending a few days in Seahaven General. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. Flo Ferris is in Seahaven General after they twisted an ankle chasing a runaway shopping trolley. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Flo Ferris twisted an ankle chasing a runaway shopping trolley and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
11:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Edie Gorse has been elected to deal with it.
13:57The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
13:57Truman Beaumont and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
13:57And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
16:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
18:31Ned Ferris and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:00Perry Gorse has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:02Hattie Whitlow has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:05Lark Ferris has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:08Jonah Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:14Ike Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:16Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Alma Callahan onto the water. Alma Callahan has not noticed.
22:17Abel Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:12Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:23Truman Beaumont, Edie Gorse, Jonah Ferris, Milo Ferris, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.★
08:49Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:53Wilf Tanner, Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:01Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
I see we have chosen the same spot again.
I see we have chosen the same spot again.
09:14Opal Ferris, Dell Tanner · Seahaven General
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
Dell! Just the person I wanted to see.
10:04Abel Callahan, Ewan Callahan · The Salty Gull
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
10:52Rex Callahan, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
11:17Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?