Episode
Day 4422
Day 4422 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Edie Gorse and Alma Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox. Edie Gorse is not currently speaking to Alma Callahan. Edie Gorse is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
01:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:31Whatever Mabel Tidewater and Cole Whitlow were circling, they have landed on it.
07:58practising stories worth telling has stopped being something Fern Gorse is trying, and become something they do.
07:58Opal Ferris and Fern Gorse no longer need a reason to call round.
08:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
08:44Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris have got into the habit of each other.
09:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
09:13Wilf Tanner and Perry Gorse have got into the habit of each other.
10:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
11:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Truman Beaumont has been elected to deal with it.
12:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
13:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
14:09Everything comes down and is replaced by one notice about the noticeboard.
14:09Truman Beaumont and Rex Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
14:09And so concludes: The Battle of the Noticeboard. The town will live with how it ended.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
19:36Alma Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
19:52Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Edie Gorse onto the water. Edie Gorse has not noticed.
19:53Bram Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:03Wilf Tanner has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
20:17Bea Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
20:58Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Linus Tidewater onto the water. Linus Tidewater has not noticed.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:00Commotion at The Anchor! Edie Gorse and Alma Callahan came to (very gentle) blows over a difference of opinion regarding the jukebox.
21:00Sheriff Brody has invited Edie Gorse to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
21:24Truman Beaumont has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
22:01Dell Tanner has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:37Cole Whitlow has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
23:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
23:49Rex Callahan has stopped wondering about it, which is not quite the same as knowing.
What was said
06:33Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Kip, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:17Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:21Marla Finch, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
07:21Fern Gorse, Ewan Callahan, Hattie Whitlow, Truman Beaumont, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
07:25Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:08Bev Tanner, Bea Callahan, Ewan Callahan, Marla Finch, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:18Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Fern Gorse, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:46Marla Finch, Bev Tanner, Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Ned! Just the person I wanted to see.
Ned! Just the person I wanted to see.