Episode
Day 4461
Day 4461 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Kip Doyle slipped on the wet planks down at the dock and is spending a few days in Seahaven General. Kip Doyle is in Seahaven General after they slipped on the wet planks down at the dock. Edie Gorse is not currently speaking to Bram Tidewater. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Fish Pie Question runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
00:00A lighthouse postcard has been added to today's mail. Truman Beaumont collects them, and Control knows it.
07:28Bea Callahan and Linus Tidewater have got into the habit of each other.
07:45Dell Tanner's small gathering has come together, with just enough chairs and no speeches.
08:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
09:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
10:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
11:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
12:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
12:01A new fish pie has appeared on a menu in town, and opinion is divided.
13:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00Business is slow enough that Flo Ferris has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
16:24Cass Tanner and Gil Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
19:00Kip Doyle slipped on the wet planks down at the dock and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
19:06Whatever Ewan Callahan and Edie Gorse were circling, they have landed on it.
20:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
20:08Opal Ferris and Fern Gorse have got into the habit of each other.
22:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:00Dell Tanner is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:05Iris Brody is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:08Edie Gorse is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:10Somebody behind the bar has quietly moved Jonah Ferris onto the water. Jonah Ferris has not noticed.
22:18Alma Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:19Ewan Callahan has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:46Fern Gorse is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:48Rex Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Edie Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Edie Gorse to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
Linus! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:19Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Alma, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Alma, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
07:21Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Perry. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:25Ewan Callahan, Ike Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:07Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
08:12Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Flo Ferris, Iris Brody, Ike Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:54Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
09:28Hal Brody, Kip Doyle · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.
Morning, Kip. Just the usual today.