Episode
Day 4469
Day 4469 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended. Iris Brody is not currently speaking to Cole Whitlow. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
11:00Iris Brody has received a postcard from somewhere far away. The handwriting is unfamiliar.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
12:24The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
12:24Truman Beaumont and Edie Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
12:24And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
13:47Lark Ferris is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
14:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
14:16Whatever Alma Callahan and Marla Finch were circling, they have landed on it.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:05Dell Tanner has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:10Wilf Tanner is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:13Mabel Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:20Ned Ferris is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:28Linus Tidewater has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Kip! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
Wren. Say something interesting. I have been stamping since I arrived.
07:05Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
Alma! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
07:59Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris, Hal Brody, Jonah Ferris, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Gil. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:04Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:54Milo Ferris, Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:12Lark Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Community Orchard & Gardens
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Linus. How's the day treating you?
09:22Opal Ferris, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
09:25Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Good to see you, Ned. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Ned. I'll bring that right over.
09:26Wilf Tanner, Perry Gorse, Truman Beaumont, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:47Dot Ferris, Linus Tidewater · Community Orchard & Gardens
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Linus, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
10:33Marla Finch, Bev Tanner, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.