Episode
Day 4561
Day 4561 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Lark Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town. Bram Tidewater has come down with a very sore back and is being kept in for observation. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Sea Glass Season takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Lark Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
03:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
09:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
12:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
13:00Bram Tidewater has come down with a very sore back and is being kept in for observation.
13:21Marla Finch finds a good piece early and is insufferable about it.
14:00A seagull has stolen Linus Tidewater's sandwich near the dock. Again.
17:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
19:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
20:01Sal Marino and Iris Brody kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Cass Tanner has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:05Perry Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:12Ned Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:14Gil Ferris offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:17Fern Gorse has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:30Milo Ferris has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Kip. How's the day treating you?
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
Hello, Ned. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Dell. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:18Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Opal! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Opal! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
07:20Ewan Callahan, Bram Tidewater, Iris Brody, Wilf Tanner, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
07:22Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:19Milo Ferris, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:50Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:50Marla Finch, Linus Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:55Hal Brody, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello there. Sunshine on every windowsill.
Hello there. Sunshine on every windowsill.
09:01Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
09:04Edie Gorse, Bea Callahan · Town Hall
Bea! Bit grey today.
Bea! Bit grey today.