Episode
Day 4598
Day 4598 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful. The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week. Wilf Tanner is not currently speaking to Ned Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
04:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
11:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
11:32The ladder is declared communal property and immediately borrowed by Linus Tidewater.
11:32Truman Beaumont and Linus Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
11:32And so concludes: Whose Ladder Is This. The town will live with how it ended.
13:04Ewan Callahan and Edie Gorse no longer need a reason to call round.
13:05Alma Callahan has put right the thing at Sunrise Café that had been annoying them for weeks.
15:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
18:00Business is slow enough that Wilf Tanner has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
18:29Hattie Whitlow and Marla Finch kept their word and finished what they started.
20:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:58Abel Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:03Hattie Whitlow has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:04Cass Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
23:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Good weather for ducks.
Kip! Good weather for ducks.
07:04Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Alma, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:12Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
Oh — hello, Wilf. I did not think anybody was coming this way.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Milo Ferris, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:54Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
Morning, Flo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Flo. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:00Bea Callahan, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Before anyone proposes a subcommittee, let us hear the problem.
Before anyone proposes a subcommittee, let us hear the problem.
09:02Marla Finch, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Truman. I'll bring that right over.
09:03Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:10Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Truman Beaumont, Linus Tidewater, Cole Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
09:24Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:45Dell Tanner, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Well if it isn't Perry. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Perry. How's the day treating you?
09:51Opal Ferris, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.