Episode
Day 4600
Day 4600 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Cass Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish. Bram Tidewater is not currently speaking to Cass Tanner. Bram Tidewater is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. What Our Song Actually Is takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:03Whatever Dot Ferris and Kip Doyle were circling, they have landed on it.
07:03Kip Doyle and Dot Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
08:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
08:00Wilf Tanner has closed the notebook on one small Seahaven mystery, satisfied for now.
11:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
12:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:00Every boat at the dock is fully booked today. Control is quietly pleased with how ordinary that sounds.
13:00The radio in Truman Beaumont's kitchen has been persuaded to play his favourite song. He is singing along, badly.
14:05Truman Beaumont claims the second verse goes one way. Bram Tidewater is certain it does not.
17:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
18:00A seagull has stolen Bram Tidewater's sandwich near the dock. Again.
19:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
20:26Kip Doyle and Opal Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:25Rex Callahan is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
21:55Ike Tidewater is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
22:07Mabel Tidewater is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:07Dell Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:11Fern Gorse offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:16Flo Ferris is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:23Bram Tidewater has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:52Opal Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Cass Tanner came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Bram Tidewater to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris! Sunshine on every windowsill.
Iris! Sunshine on every windowsill.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wren. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:18Mabel Tidewater, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
I did the whole harbour loop and saw four people. Same four.
07:31Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Wren! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
07:40Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Dell! Not a cloud in the sky.
Dell! Not a cloud in the sky.
08:14Ewan Callahan, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Hello, Bram.
Hello, Bram.
08:30Gil Ferris, Alma Callahan, Ike Tidewater, Dell Tanner, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
09:29Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:33Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Hal, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.
Hal, this conversation is covered under the friendly-encounter clause.