Episode
Day 4618
Day 4618 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Elaine Whitlow is not currently speaking to Opal Ferris. Opal Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Dot Ferris has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
09:00The tide is out further than usual. Bram Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
09:13Bram Tidewater and Hattie Whitlow no longer need a reason to call round.
10:55A town-wide safety inspection is announced. Truman Beaumont is inspected first.
11:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
11:38Rex Callahan and Sal Marino have got into the habit of each other.
12:00Truman Beaumont has come down with a bout of something going round the orchard and is being kept in for observation.
13:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Linus Tidewater appears to be enjoying it.
17:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
18:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
19:33Elaine Whitlow is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
19:56Opal Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
20:00Commotion at The Anchor! Opal Ferris and Elaine Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over a heated debate over the last pickled egg.
20:00Sheriff Brody has invited Opal Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
20:00The bakery sign flickered and, for a moment, read a different name entirely.
20:23Ike Tidewater has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
21:20Jonah Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
21:43Mabel Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:04Perry Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:09Hattie Whitlow has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:33Wilf Tanner is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:58Milo Ferris has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
What was said
07:02Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
You know I have never once seen that gate shut.
07:04Jonah Ferris, Ned Ferris · Dr. Pratt's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:15Dot Ferris, Dell Tanner · Sunrise Café
Hello, Dell.
Hello, Dell.
07:15Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Hello, Opal. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Opal. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:42Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:46Iris Brody, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Marla. I'll bring that right over.
08:47Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
Boss! Perfect timing. I have a theory and fresh rolls.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
09:03Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
09:07Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Ned. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:34Cole Whitlow, Opal Ferris · Seahaven General
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.