Episode
Day 4635
Day 4635 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Fern Gorse lost a disagreement with a deckchair on the promenade and is spending a few days in Seahaven General. The orchard has produced more than anybody knows what to do with. There are apples on doorsteps, unasked for and unavoidable. Fern Gorse is in Seahaven General after they lost a disagreement with a deckchair on the promenade. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Battle of the Noticeboard takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00The orchard has produced more than anybody knows what to do with. There are apples on doorsteps, unasked for and unavoidable.
09:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
09:20Iris Brody and Marla Finch have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
10:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
11:00The tide is out further than usual. Hattie Whitlow has gone to look at what it left behind.
11:45Elaine Whitlow adds a clarification. Opal Ferris clarifies the clarification.
12:00The community orchard is in blossom and briefly the best place in town.
12:00Fern Gorse lost a disagreement with a deckchair on the promenade and is spending a few days in Seahaven General.
12:50Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
13:00Marla Finch has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
13:45Alma Callahan has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
14:08Bea Callahan and Wren Gorse have quietly become the sort of friends who notice things.
15:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
16:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
16:32Elaine Whitlow and Opal Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
18:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:00Perry Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:04Iris Brody has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:07The Anchor's piano is being played by Edie Gorse, who cannot play piano.
22:10Wilf Tanner has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:22Ike Tidewater is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:25Bea Callahan offered to buy the room a drink, then checked a pocket.
22:28Linus Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:47Alma Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
What was said
06:33Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
Kip! Sun's out again. Like clockwork.
07:03Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Flo. How's the day treating you?
07:03Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:04Hattie Whitlow, Dell Tanner · Sal's House
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:19Ewan Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Jonah. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:21Marla Finch, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Wilf, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
Wilf, sit down before you fall down. Tea?
07:23Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Iris. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:26Bea Callahan, Bram Tidewater, Linus Tidewater, Edie Gorse, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:27Lark Ferris, Cass Tanner · The Anchor Bar
Hello, Cass. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
Hello, Cass. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
07:40Jonah Ferris, Wilf Tanner · Sunrise Café
Hello, Wilf. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
Hello, Wilf. Mind the bank, it is softer than it looks.
08:06Edie Gorse, Wilf Tanner, Bea Callahan, Marla Finch, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
Morning, Wilf. Everything feels possible at this hour.★
08:46Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.