Episode
Day 4671
Day 4671 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Milo Ferris has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation. Kip Doyle is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway. Fern Gorse has kept at learning the orchard properly long enough that the town expects it now. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Wager on the Weather takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
06:59Kip Doyle is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
08:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
08:37Fern Gorse has kept at learning the orchard properly long enough that the town expects it now.
08:41Linus Tidewater has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Ike Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
10:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
10:00Milo Ferris has come down with a spectacular head cold and is being kept in for observation.
14:31The forecast is studied. Elbows are leaned on windowsills all over town.
15:08Ike Tidewater is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
16:00The tide is out further than usual. Sal Marino has gone to look at what it left behind.
17:00A seagull has stolen Sal Marino's sandwich near the dock. Again.
18:53Cole Whitlow is teaching the room a song that appears to have no chorus.
19:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
19:59Elaine Whitlow and Fern Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
22:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
22:07Iris Brody has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:07Jonah Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:19Wilf Tanner has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:54Gil Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:04Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
Iris. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
07:14Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Wilf. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Fern Gorse, Marla Finch, Cole Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Morning, Fern. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Fern. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:22Dot Ferris, Jonah Ferris, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
One at a time. The fountain does not need a second argument.★
07:58Fern Gorse, Cole Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow, Opal Ferris, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.★
08:23Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · The Anchor Bar
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.
This? This right here is the finest establishment in the whole town.
08:39Cole Whitlow, Hattie Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater, Fern Gorse, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Ned. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:50Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
Alma! Bit grey today.
Alma! Bit grey today.
08:53Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Perry, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:55Bram Tidewater, Flo Ferris · Founders Park
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.