Episode
Day 4699
Day 4699 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Wren Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Bram Tidewater is not currently speaking to Wren Gorse. Bram Tidewater is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
05:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
08:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:00The tide is out further than usual. Jonah Ferris has gone to look at what it left behind.
10:00The morning mail has arrived. Bram Tidewater received a mysterious postcard.
11:00A form has been filed correctly at the first attempt. Town Hall is quietly jubilant.
13:23It was a very large and entirely ordinary fish. The town is delighted regardless.
13:23Marla Finch and Bev Tanner kept their word and finished what they started.
13:23And so concludes: Something in the Pond. The town will live with how it ended.
14:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
16:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
18:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
19:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
20:00For four seconds Truman Beaumont's radio carried a voice describing exactly where Truman Beaumont was standing.
20:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
22:06Bram Tidewater has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:09Ewan Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:12Edie Gorse has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:14Fern Gorse has become extremely confident about lighthouse engineering.
22:16Perry Gorse is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:22The Anchor's piano is being played by Opal Ferris, who cannot play piano.
22:33Wren Gorse has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Bram Tidewater and Wren Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Bram Tidewater to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:39Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Kip. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:03Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
Flo! Good thinking weather, this.
Flo! Good thinking weather, this.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Linus. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:19Opal Ferris, Mabel Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Mabel. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:20Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Marla Finch, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Fern. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:10Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Hattie. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:46Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:54Milo Ferris, Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Kip. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:56Mabel Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Seahaven General
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
09:39Elaine Whitlow, Ike Tidewater, Bev Tanner, Hal Brody · Sunrise Café
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
Morning, Ike. You are out before the town has finished yawning.★
10:21Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Not a cloud in the sky.
Iris! Not a cloud in the sky.