Episode
Day 4719
Day 4719 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy". Fern Gorse is not currently speaking to Alma Callahan. Fern Gorse is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Photograph Nobody Can Explain takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Iris Brody has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Jonah Ferris has decided to let bygones be bygones.
07:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:41Opal Ferris is not brilliant at learning the orchard properly, and is no longer pretending to be. It stuck anyway.
08:00The queue at the bakery has reached the door. Nobody minds; it is that kind of queue.
11:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
11:54Cass Tanner asks around. Every answer contradicts the last one.
13:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
15:00Nothing whatsoever is happening in Seahaven Springs. Ike Tidewater appears to be enjoying it.
16:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
16:50Dot Ferris and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:05Alma Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:11Rex Callahan has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:12Wilf Tanner has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:17Ike Tidewater is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:18Ewan Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:25Sal Marino has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:29Cass Tanner has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Fern Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Fern Gorse to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:35Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
Opal! The fishermen will call this ideal and pretend they did not.
07:20Lark Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
Remember when this whole street felt enormous?
07:46Lark Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:14Fern Gorse, Wilf Tanner, Ike Tidewater, Ned Ferris, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
This table has reached the confidential part of breakfast.★
08:34Ewan Callahan, Cole Whitlow · The Salty Gull
Good to see you, Cole. I'll bring that right over.
Good to see you, Cole. I'll bring that right over.
08:45Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
There you are. How is it going, really?
There you are. How is it going, really?
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:49Abel Callahan, Cole Whitlow · The Salty Gull
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:59Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
09:10Wilf Tanner, Dell Tanner · Seahaven Mutual
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
09:11Hal Brody, Ned Ferris · Sunrise Café
Ned. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.
Ned. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.