Episode
Day 4752
Day 4752 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Milo Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. Perry Gorse is not currently speaking to Wren Gorse. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Everybody, Slightly Left takes a turn. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:51Milo Ferris has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
07:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
07:28There were not enough plates at Bram Tidewater's, and nobody minded.
07:40Flo Ferris has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00Alma Callahan has arrived at the store without the list. This has happened before.
11:29Truman Beaumont organises the rows. Somebody is missing whenever the rows are ready.
11:55Bev Tanner has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
13:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
13:10Mabel Tidewater has turned sketching the shoreline into a real part of life.
15:00The town cat is asleep on the Town Hall steps. Municipal business reroutes around it.
19:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
20:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
21:00It is warm enough to sit outside. Half the town has done exactly that.
21:15Edie Gorse's evening happened, ran long, and is still being talked about.
21:35Bram Tidewater has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
21:36Hal Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
22:00Dot Ferris nearly answered Truman Beaumont early, and turned it into a cough.
22:09Iris Brody has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:17Bea Callahan is explaining boats to anyone who will listen down at The Anchor.
22:18Ewan Callahan has begun a heartfelt speech with no clear subject.
22:47Lark Ferris has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
What was said
06:51Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris · The Anchor Bar
Milo, I have reached a conclusion and it is an excellent one.
Milo, I have reached a conclusion and it is an excellent one.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel. Sit, if you like. I am not going to make you talk.
Mabel. Sit, if you like. I am not going to make you talk.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Opal. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:05Bram Tidewater, Alma Callahan · Gus's House
Alma! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
Alma! The rain has polished Main Street nicely.
07:19Hattie Whitlow, Flo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Flo! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
Flo! Every gutter in town has found its voice.
07:24Elaine Whitlow, Lark Ferris, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Lark. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:26Abel Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Hi Linus — busy day at Sunrise Café?
Hi Linus — busy day at Sunrise Café?
08:17Hal Brody, Fern Gorse, Dell Tanner, Linus Tidewater, Flo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.
08:46Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
09:12Lark Ferris, Gil Ferris · Community Orchard & Gardens
There you are, Gil. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Gil. I was hoping we would cross paths.
09:23Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris, Milo Ferris · The Bakery
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
Ned, quick question: how much do you trust a seagull?
09:50Rex Callahan, Sal Marino · Promenade House
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Sal, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.