Episode
Day 4768
Day 4768 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Elaine Whitlow has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Perry Gorse is not currently speaking to Alma Callahan. Alma Callahan is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Quiet Week for the Sheriff runs into trouble. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Elaine Whitlow has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
08:00The tide is out further than usual. Perry Gorse has gone to look at what it left behind.
08:21Jonah Ferris has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
09:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Flo Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
10:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
10:58Nothing has happened in Seahaven Springs for three days. The Sheriff is restless.
11:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
12:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
16:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
18:00The light over Seahaven Springs this evening is almost unreasonably good.
18:35There were not enough plates at Cass Tanner's, and nobody minded.
19:43Bev Tanner has kept at practising stories worth telling long enough that the town expects it now.
20:01Dot Ferris and Ned Ferris kept their word and finished what they started.
21:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
22:10Gil Ferris has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:11Ike Tidewater is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:12Wilf Tanner is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
22:13Cole Whitlow has proposed a toast to the concept of Thursdays.
22:19Perry Gorse has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:20Iris Brody has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
22:33Alma Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:59Rex Callahan is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
23:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Perry Gorse came to (very gentle) blows over a disagreement over who really caught the biggest fish.
23:00Sheriff Brody has invited Alma Callahan to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
Hello, Opal. I am supposed to be filing, so this is a rescue.
07:06Ewan Callahan, Wilf Tanner · Elaine's House
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Wilf. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:16Milo Ferris, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Lark. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:18Elaine Whitlow, Marla Finch · Sunrise Café
Well if it isn't Marla. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Marla. How's the day treating you?
07:22Edie Gorse, Bram Tidewater, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Bram. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:37Lark Ferris, Bea Callahan, Milo Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Bea! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
Bea! Mind the crates, they are stacked mostly on optimism.
07:52Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Marla Finch, Edie Gorse · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:08Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
I was going to walk the long way, but here we are.
I was going to walk the long way, but here we are.
08:44Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Wren. Everything feels possible at this hour.
08:45Elaine Whitlow, Bev Tanner, Iris Brody, Opal Ferris, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★
Nobody leave until we agree which version is most plausible.★