Episode
Day 5113
Day 5113 in Seahaven Springs, under cloudy skies. Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. Linus Tidewater is not currently speaking to Alma Callahan. Hattie Whitlow is not currently speaking to Perry Gorse. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Word of an Inspection reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Fern Gorse has decided to let bygones be bygones.
00:00Mabel Tidewater has decided to let bygones be bygones.
07:00The tide is out further than usual. Kip Doyle has gone to look at what it left behind.
09:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
09:12Whatever Ned Ferris and Kip Doyle were circling, they have landed on it.
09:57Milo Ferris's evening happened, ran long, and is still being talked about.
10:15practising stories worth telling has stopped being something Sal Marino is trying, and become something they do.
11:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
12:00It is Wednesday lunch in Founders Park. Benches are being claimed diplomatically.
13:51Nobody can establish what is being inspected, or by whom, or when.
14:00Wilf Tanner is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
16:00The orchard is loud with bees. Nobody has been stung in living memory.
16:27Perry Gorse and Bram Tidewater kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00Business is slow enough that Nell Tidewater has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
21:55Hattie Whitlow is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Perry Gorse and Hattie Whitlow came to (very gentle) blows over an argument about the correct way to pronounce "buoy".
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Perry Gorse to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
22:09Alma Callahan is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:28Flo Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
23:00Commotion at The Anchor! Alma Callahan and Linus Tidewater came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
Kip! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:03Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
07:08Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:16Milo Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Iris, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:17Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Cass. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:51Hal Brody, Cole Whitlow, Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
Cole. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.★
Cole. Good to see you under uncomplicated circumstances.★
08:46Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
08:49Lark Ferris, Abel Callahan · The Salty Gull
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
08:50Marla Finch, Alma Callahan, Fern Gorse · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
09:15Opal Ferris, Mabel Tidewater · Seahaven General
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
Visiting hours have officially become visiting minutes.
09:27Abel Callahan, Ike Tidewater · The Salty Gull
Hello, Ike. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.
Hello, Ike. Do not look at the kitchen, look at me.