Episode
Day 5329
Day 5329 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Gil Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning. The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword. Opal Ferris is being kept in overnight with a headache that has outstayed its welcome. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
08:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
09:00The tide is out further than usual. Mabel Tidewater has gone to look at what it left behind.
10:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Bram Tidewater has been elected to deal with it.
10:04Mabel Tidewater has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
12:00Gil Ferris is in a staring contest with a gull on the dock. The gull is winning.
12:49The Sheriff declares the town safe and returns to the crossword.
12:49Truman Beaumont and Wren Gorse kept their word and finished what they started.
12:49And so concludes: A Quiet Week for the Sheriff. The town will live with how it ended.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
14:00The puddle outside the Sunrise Café has returned to its usual dimensions.
17:00A kite is stuck in the big park tree. A committee is forming.
17:32Cass Tanner has hosted the thing they kept meaning to host.
17:52Bev Tanner and Milo Ferris no longer need a reason to call round.
18:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Opal Ferris has come down with a headache that has outstayed its welcome and is being kept in for observation.
20:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
20:11Milo Ferris and Alma Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
22:01Ned Ferris has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:06Iris Brody is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
22:12Alma Callahan has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:17Bea Callahan has sworn undying friendship to somebody met twenty minutes ago.
22:23Silas Tidewater has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
23:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
There you are, Mabel. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Mabel. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:19Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Cass! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
Cass! Perfect weather for doing something unnecessarily outdoors.
07:19Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:23Jonah Ferris, Wren Gorse · Sunrise Café
Hello, Wren. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
Hello, Wren. We keep meeting in the useful parts of town.
07:24Fern Gorse, Ike Tidewater, Lark Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:11Lark Ferris, Bea Callahan · Sunrise Café
Bea, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Bea, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:45Marla Finch, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
Iris! Just the person I wanted to see.
08:45Truman Beaumont, Perry Gorse · Seahaven Mutual
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
You have got the hang of it. I am almost redundant.
08:48Bram Tidewater, Hattie Whitlow · Founders Park
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Hattie. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:49Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Ned. I was hoping we would cross paths.
08:58Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · Town Hall
Good, a real person. Come in.★
Good, a real person. Come in.★