Episode
Day 5375
Day 5375 in Seahaven Springs, under sunny skies. Ewan Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake. Elaine Whitlow is not currently speaking to Flo Ferris. Perry Gorse is not currently speaking to Flo Ferris. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. The Shortcut reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Ewan Callahan has been released from the Sheriff's office with a stern word and a handshake.
00:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
08:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
08:09Lark Ferris and Ewan Callahan have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
08:09Ewan Callahan and Lark Ferris have cleared the air over a quiet chat.
10:00Saturday orchard morning is under way. Opinions about ladders are plentiful.
10:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
11:00The photocopier at Seahaven Mutual is making the noise again. Dot Ferris has been elected to deal with it.
13:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:06Truman Beaumont produces a rival route. The difference is seconds, and is defended for hours.
14:00The lights of Seahaven Springs flickered for exactly three seconds. The town clock is unbothered.
16:04Gil Ferris and Truman Beaumont kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00A seagull has stolen Ned Ferris's sandwich near the dock. Again.
18:00The rain has driven everyone indoors, and the café is doing the best trade of the week.
19:21Dell Tanner and Mabel Tidewater have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
21:00Faint harmonica music was heard from the dock. Everybody denies everything.
21:32Hal Brody is telling the same story again, now with improved weather.
22:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
22:03Milo Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:04Wren Gorse has thanked every chair in The Anchor for its service.
22:17Ike Tidewater has begun issuing compliments in alphabetical order.
22:26Ned Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
What was said
06:33Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
There you are, love. Sit if you need to, stand if you do not.
07:03Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
Well if it isn't Opal. How's the day treating you?
07:04Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:18Lark Ferris, Iris Brody · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:22Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:33Mabel Tidewater, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
Can I ask you something and you not make a thing of it.
07:49Lark Ferris, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Hello, Ewan. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
Hello, Ewan. I am covered in orchard and entirely unrepentant.
08:05Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
I see we have chosen the same spot again.
I see we have chosen the same spot again.
08:47Kip Doyle, Milo Ferris, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
08:50Marla Finch, Alma Callahan · Sunrise Café
There you are, Alma. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Alma. I was hoping we would cross paths.
09:04Sal Marino, Ike Tidewater · The Dune House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.