Episode
Day 5385
Day 5385 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. One small Seahaven question is settled, and Opal Ferris is already eyeing another. An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days. No inspector arrives. The town has never looked better and is quietly pleased. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
07:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
07:27One small Seahaven question is settled, and Opal Ferris is already eyeing another.
09:00The Bakery's fresh bread smell has reached the town square. Productivity plummets.
10:00An unclaimed umbrella has been standing by the café door for three days.
12:36No inspector arrives. The town has never looked better and is quietly pleased.
12:36Truman Beaumont and Ewan Callahan kept their word and finished what they started.
12:36And so concludes: Word of an Inspection. The town will live with how it ended.
13:53Bram Tidewater has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
14:00A heron has taken up position at Miller's Pond and is refusing to be hurried.
15:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
18:00Someone is practising the same eight bars of piano again. The town has grown fond of them.
18:00A studio lamp came loose and struck the road beside Truman Beaumont. Control has logged it as "debris".
18:00Word has gone round the kitchens: Truman Beaumont is to be given his favourite, and no bill.
19:24Rex Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
19:28Dot Ferris is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
21:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
21:58Alma Callahan has declared this the finest town in the world. Twice.
21:58Flo Ferris is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
22:02Ewan Callahan has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
22:16Fern Gorse has explained the tides three times, differently each time.
22:18Opal Ferris has ordered one for the road and then forgotten which road.
22:25Abel Callahan has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
What was said
06:23Marla Finch, Abel Callahan · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
Kip, you look well enough to be useful.
07:03Hal Brody, Iris Brody · Sheriff Brody's House
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
07:03Edie Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
Wren! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
Hello, Linus. Whatever it is, there is a procedure for it.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Mabel, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Mabel, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
07:05Fern Gorse, Opal Ferris · Marla's House
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
I knew the day would improve if I ran into you.
07:14Abel Callahan, Hattie Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.
Hattie! Just the person I wanted to see.
07:19Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:20Marla Finch, Ewan Callahan · Sunrise Café
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
07:34Cole Whitlow, Nell Tidewater · Rex's House
There you are, Nell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
There you are, Nell. I was hoping we would cross paths.
07:38Lark Ferris, Hattie Whitlow, Abel Callahan, Truman Beaumont, Elaine Whitlow · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.★