Episode
Day 5416
Day 5416 in Seahaven Springs, under rainy skies. Truman Beaumont has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain. Hal Brody is not currently speaking to Jonah Ferris. Jonah Ferris is cooling off in the Sheriff's holding cell after the business at The Anchor. Nothing bad ever happens here — but something is always going on. A Surprise for Marla Finch reaches its conclusion. Goodnight, Truman. In case we don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
OPEN THIS DAY IN THE BROADCASTWhat was announced
00:00Truman Beaumont has been discharged from Seahaven General and is right as rain.
00:00The flour has arrived. The Bakery smells like itself again.
03:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
07:00Fog has come in off the bay and stopped, very precisely, at the edge of town.
07:29Linus Tidewater and Bea Callahan have stopped leaving their friendship to chance.
09:00The sun breaks through over Seahaven Springs, precisely on cue.
09:31Marla Finch has finally had everyone round. Nobody left early.
10:00A hedge has been trimmed one inch past a boundary. Diplomacy is under way.
12:00Rain has begun over Seahaven Springs. Umbrellas deployed with suspicious synchronization.
13:29Marla Finch pretends not to have noticed the whispering, which is generous of them.
14:00The town ladder is on its fourth borrower this week and nobody is sure who owns it.
15:00Business is slow enough that Hal Brody has been sent home early. Nobody argues.
15:27Marla Finch and Sal Marino kept their word and finished what they started.
17:00The Town Hall clock and the bakery clock disagree by two minutes. Both are certain.
17:45Iris Brody and Marla Finch no longer need a reason to call round.
18:00Friday evening has begun at The Anchor. Rex is polishing the good glasses.
19:00There is one more chair at The Anchor than there was yesterday. Rex has not mentioned it.
20:00The traveling garden gnome has been spotted on a new porch. Nobody admits to moving it.
20:37Alma Callahan is conducting an imaginary orchestra near the dartboard.
20:37Cass Tanner is describing a fish that grows between each telling.
20:46Fern Gorse has decided the dartboard is at fault and said so publicly.
21:00The rain has cleared. A rainbow appeared at a frankly cinematic angle.
21:05Hal Brody has reached the storytelling stage at The Anchor.
22:00Clouds drift in over the bay. The fishermen pretend not to enjoy it.
22:00Commotion at The Anchor! Jonah Ferris and Hal Brody came to (very gentle) blows over a disputed game of dominoes.
22:00Sheriff Brody has invited Jonah Ferris to spend the night in the cells. Everyone agrees this is for the best.
23:28Milo Ferris is negotiating with a bar stool and appears to be losing.
What was said
06:34Dot Ferris, Kip Doyle · Kip's House
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Kip. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:02Gil Ferris, Flo Ferris · June's House
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
People keep telling me this place has not changed. I would not know.
07:04Bea Callahan, Linus Tidewater · Norma's House
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
You have not changed since we were knee-high.
07:04Cole Whitlow, Mabel Tidewater · Rex's House
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
Hello, Mabel. Nothing serious, I hope.
07:17Bev Tanner, Cass Tanner · Bev's House
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
Good timing. I was about to take a policy-compliant break.
07:19Elaine Whitlow, Truman Beaumont · Sunrise Café
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Truman. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
07:21Iris Brody, Opal Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
Morning, Opal. Everything feels possible at this hour.
07:47Elaine Whitlow, Jonah Ferris, Edie Gorse, Opal Ferris, Bram Tidewater · Sunrise Café
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
Right, cups down for one moment. Something has happened.
08:00Hal Brody, Iris Brody, Milo Ferris · Sunrise Café
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
Morning, Iris. You are out before the town has finished yawning.
08:18Perry Gorse, Wren Gorse · The Gorse House
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
Wren, you look like someone with five minutes to spare.
08:47Kip Doyle, Ned Ferris · The Bakery
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
Good morning! First proper conversation of the day.
08:51Marla Finch, Edie Gorse, Milo Ferris, Alma Callahan, Jonah Ferris · Sunrise Café
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.
You have caught me before my second cup of tea.